Report From The Road - Oregon, We Come In Peace

We have been catching a great deal of flack regarding the current diaspora of Californians to Oregon. We at Pacific Sun have come to Oregon in peace bearing both olive branches and a message of peace:

We are sorry large portions of population of California is relocating to Oregon (Portland especially). There are many reasons for this exodus and we could discuss them for days on end. The Most important thing is that you can get all of the Californians to leave. Simply elect Charleton Heston as your govenor and all of the ex-Californians will flee into the loving embrace of Arnold the Governator.

Sincerely, Brian - The Classicist - Sales and Marketing Manager